10. The computer keeps
asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue." 9. There is no space
left on the hard drive to store mission data. 8. The computer refuses
to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee
maker. 7. Millions of dollars
are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA 900#. 6. Mir astronauts are
caught stealing RAM from other satellite's computers to keep
their system running. 5. The Space Shuttle
can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper driver cannot
be found." 4. The system locks up
whenever the astronauts try to run life support, the solar
panels and thrusters at the same time. 3. The astronauts spend
three days looking for cyrillic version of the CTRL-ALT-DEL
keys. 2. Alien ships secretly
observing Mir flee in terror. And the number one sign the
new Mir computer is running Windows 95.... 1. You start receiving
welcoming e-mail from the Borg.