Shortly after Bill Gates was killed in a freak accident, he found himself being seized up by St. Peter. "Bill, this is a tough call. You've made great technological advancements with Microsoft, but you've also given us Windows 95. I think I'm going to let you choose between heaven and hell."

"That sounds fair," replied Gates, "can I have a look at hell first?" St. Peter showed his guest a wonderland of sunny beaches, beautiful women, sumptuous food and an ideal climate. "If this is hell," Gates exclaimed, I want to see heaven."

St. Peter led the way through billowy clouds filled with angels playing golden harps.

"Hmm," Gates pondered, "this is nice, but I think I prefer hell."

Two weeks later, St. Peter went to hell to check on the billionaire. He found him shackled to a wall, surrounded by shooting flames and tormenting demons.

"St. Peter!" Gates cried, "this is awful! This is nothing like the hell I visited. What happened to that other place, the one with the beaches and beautiful women and delicious food?"

"Oh, that," replied St. Peter, "that was just a demo!"