Some time back someone from the old List, sorry I forget who, asked about Smith Robot insults. Well below is an electronic listing I got from a friend who doesn't have Internet access. He apparently downloaded it a while back from a BBS. I compared it to the listing in Paul Monroe's LIS Handbook and it doesn't appear to be the same one. Most are the same but there are a few extra here plus the spelling of some words is different. For what it is worth here it is. Vincent, if you are reading this, you might like to add this to your page. It would have been nice if we had episode references but I suppose you can't everything. Tony d'Amico (Tony.d'Amico@Awm.gov.au) Visit, and bookmark PETES PAGE at http://www.cyberstreet.com/users/petei/main.htm for updated sci-fi stuff. Insults for the Robot... Adlepated Amateur Adlepated Armor Bearer Aluminum Canary Animated Weather Station Arrogant Automation As Protective as a Leaky Umbrella Assassin Astigmatic Automaton Automated Oaf Babbling Birdbrain Babbling Bumpkin Bellicose Bumpkin Big Mouth Blithering Blatherskite Blithering Booby Bloated Blimp Blundering Bag of Bolts Booby Book-Making Booby Bosom Companion Broken-down Has Been Brutish Product of the Mineral World Bubble Brain Bubble-Head Bubble-Headed Booby Buddy Bulbous Bumpkin Bumbling Bag of Bolts Bumbling Booby Bumbling Bucket of Bolts Bumbling Cracker Barrel Bumptious Booby Bumptious Braggart Bungler Bungling Incompetent Cackling Cacophony Cackling Canister Cackling Clod Cackling Cookoo Cackling Coward Cantankerous Clod Cantankerous, Cold Hearted Clod Caterwauling Clod Cautious Clump Chattering Magpie Clanking Clod Clod Clod-Like Collection of Condensors Clumsy Clod Clumsy Cloot Clumsy Clump Coach Complete Moron Computerized Clod Computerized Clump Confused Compass Coward Cowardly Clump Cowardly Friend Cumbersome Clod Cumbersome Clump Cybernetic Simpleton Cybernetic Skeptic Defective Detective Dehumanized Lie Dispenser Demented Diode Deplorable Dummy Deplorable Dunderhead Despotic Dunce Digitised Dunce Dippity Dunce Disreputable Dunce Disreputable Dunderhead Doctor Dunderhead Dottering Dolt Dottering Dunderhead Dunce Dunderhead Elephantine Adam Evasive Coward Ferrous Frankenstein Fiend in Tin Clothing Floundering Flunky Fool Foolish Fop Frightful Fractious Frump Frozen Eskimo Fugitive From a Junkheap Fugitive From a Junkyard Fugitive From a Scrap Heap Fugitive From a Scrap Metal Yard Gallumphing Gargoyle Gargantuan Goose Garrulous Gargoyle Ghoul Gigantic Gargoyle Goose Gregarious Gremlin Hard-Headed Harbinger of Death Hard-Headed Harbinger of Evil Hardware Hyena Hopeless Heap of Tainted Tin Hulking Mass of Mechanical Ignorance Hypertensive Hypochondriac Idiot Ignominious Ignoramus Ill-informed Ignoramus Impersonal Collection of Inanimate Hardware Incompetent Moronic Lump Incompetent Walking Ingot Incompetent Idiot Incompetent Imbecile Ineffectual Ineptitude Inept Gold Bricker Inept Idiot Infamous Informer Ingot of Ingratitude Ingrate Inquisitive Friend Insensitive Brute Insensitive Clump Insensitive Friend Insensitive Idiot Insensitive Machine Insipid Ineptitude Iron-Borne Ingrate Irresponsible Winebibber Jabbering Jackanape Jabbering Jeremiah Jabbering Judas Jangling Junkheap Jespoty Dunce John Barley Corn Judas Juvenile Junkpile Klunker Know Nothing Numskull know-nothing Numskull Lagert Lamebrained Lump Lead-lined Lothario Lead-lined Lump Lily Livered Lump Lily-Livered, Lead-Lined Lummox Little Mother Ludricous Lump Lugubrious Lagert Lugubrious Lump Magnificent Mobile Malicious Moon Mass of Fear Mealy-mouthed Rogue Meandering Mental Midget Mechanical Dunderhead Mechanical Friend Mechanical Meddler Mechanical Misery Mechanical Misfit Mechanical Monolith Mechanical Moron Mechanical Murderer Meddler Medical School Dropout Mediocre Medical Misfit Mental Midget Metallic Ham Metallic Hero Metallic Monstrosity Metallic Murderer Metallurgical Friend Miserable Mass of Metal Miserable Mechanism Misguided, Mechanical Misery Misshapen Mummy Monster Monstrous Mountebank Monstrous, Mechanized Misguided Moron Monstrous, Metallurgical Meddler Mr. Wrongway Computer Mumbling Mass of Metal My Brave Hero My Insensitive Friend Myna Bird Nattering Ninny Neanderthal Ninny Negligent Ninny Nervous Ninny Nickering Ninny Nincompoop Ninny Noxious Ninny Obsolete Oaf Obsolete Piece of Scrap Metal Old Booby Overcautious Concoction Overgrown Ninny Oversized Oaf Parsimonious Puppet Pathetic Pomposity Pedagogical Pip-squeak Pitiable Pip-squeak Plasticized Parrot Pompous Pip-squeak Ponderous Plumber Poor Dear Machine Poor Dear Sick Friend Pot Headed Prankster Pot-Bellied Prankster Pot-Bellied Pumpkin Powered Prankster Preening Popinjay Presumptuous Pip-squeak Presumptuous Popinjay Pretentious Popinjay Primitive Pile of Pistons Proverbial Neanderthal Ninny Puny Pip-squeak Pusillanimous Pinhead Pusillanimous Pip-squeak Pusillanimous Puncher Pusillanimous Punkah Pusillanimous Puppet Pusillanimous Tyrant Quivering Quintessence of Fear Ramshackled Romeo Rattletrap Real Great Goose Ridiculous Robot Ridiculous Roustabout Ridiculous Ruin Robust Rock Hound Roly-Poly Rowdy Rusty Rasputin Sanctimonious Scatterbrain Scurrilous Scatterbrain Sententious Sloth Sickening Cybernetic Silent Sentinel Silly Goose Silly Old Ninny Silly Sausage Silly Sloth Silly Stupid Lovable Old Ninny Silver-Plated Sellout Simple Simon Slick Sophisticated & Charming Companion Snickering Cinderbox Sorry Specimen of Computerhood Stalwart Companion Stalwart Sortie Steely-Eyed Sorcerer Stubborn Clatterbrain Stupid Friend Tarnished Friend Tarnished Trumpet Tattletale Terrified Mechanical Dunderhead Tin-Plated Fool Tin-Plated Fraud Tin-Plated Snitch Tin-Plated Tattletale Tin-Plated Tintinnabulation Tin-Plated Traitor Tin-Plated Tyrant Tintinnabulation Tin Can Tiresome Thesaurus Traitor Traitorous Electronic Junk Pile Traitorous Tin-Plated Fugitive from a Junkyard Traitorous Tintinnabulation Traitorous Transistorized Toad Transistorized Tiger Treasonous Tyrant Trusty Aid Tyrannical Tin Plate Unabridged Dictionary Unctuous Underling Uncultured Clump Ungrateful Underling Ungrateful Wretch Unspeakable Insult Unspeakable Insult Weakling Worry Wart Worthless Electronic Scrapheap Wretch Wrong Way Computer