What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A huddle
Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
The Police
Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
I understand that Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.
They got rid of the Fridge, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yester that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor system".
Yes, your honor, No, your honor
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year.
12 arrests, 5 convictions
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator, Johnny Cochrane.
How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
Studying their Miranda Rights.