10. Everyone who ticks him off
gets a $26,000 phone bill. 9. He's won the Publisher's
Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running. 8. When asked for his phone
number, he gives it in hex. 7. Seems strangely calm whenever
the office LAN goes down. 6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at
work. 5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295
times during the movie "The Net." 4. Massive 401k contribution made
in half-cent increments. 3. His video dating profile lists
"public-key encryption" among turn-ons. 2. Instead of the "Welcome" voice
on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr.
President." And the Number One sign
your co-worker is a computer hacker... 1. You hear her murmur, "Let's
see you use that VISA now, Professor
I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"