Two little running jokes I have with some Christian friends:
After the second coming, when Jesus returns to this planet in all of His glory to establish His 1,000 year millennial reign on the earth . . . everyone in the world will use a Macintosh! :-)
Everyone's familar with the mark of the Beast in Revelation, the taking of the "mark" on the hand or forehead, and the general consensus is this mark will be some kind of micro-chip device. Well, you gotta figure Intel's gonna build it (Pentium 666), and Microsoft's gonna write the software for it (Windows 666). :-)
Sorry, I couldn't resist.